Use condoms!

Now before I go ahead and start my little rant I have to admit something: I tend to be a tad mean sometimes, part of my charm really, you either love me or hate me but even so this does not explain a lot of peoples reactions. I am so surprised lately to find that more and more people can`t handle criticism of any kind (be it jokingly or serious), although most of the time it is highly constructive, allows you to think outside the box, have a different view and help you improve, but God no, some people are so self absorbed, that they can`t even imagine themselves being less than right/perfect. And of course instead of shutting the hell up maintaining some sort of intelligent face or adopting a "let`s agree to disagree" attitude, which I for one respect, they`ll find themselves attacked and feel the need to strike back , but much like any animal that cannot locate a weak spot on their opponent, they`ll just start to agitate throwing their feces all over the place. To all narrow minded narcissists out there one advice: get your heads out of your asses, no one really gives 2 shits about you and what you think, your uninteresting, uneventful, lacking any kind of personal accomplishments filled life. You are dumber than you think you`d be. Stop projecting your not so secret need of attention and confirmation, it only makes you look weak, dumb and not to mention presumptuous. Also, in order for me to be insulted by any of you minions, I would first need to value your opinions. And with this last conclusion i promise to end my long rant: stupid people, don`t you see that when someone says something of a critical nature, without providing names or clues that give away who they`re talking about, and you, like a tool that you are, feel offended, what you`re basically telling me is you recognize yourself in the above mentioned, which only means that you agree that the above applies to you. Basically dear tool, you`re admitting to your critic who never once said those words were aimed at you, that he is right. People like you are so dumb you don`t need people telling you so...

meh...some people, i swear

come on now...get some big boy pants and relax..the internet is a big bad place...learn to stop taking it and yourself too seriously.